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Je n'aime pas dans les vieux films américains quand les conducteurs ne regardent pas la route. Et de ratage en ratage, on s'habitue à ne jamais dépasser le stade du brouillon. La vie n'est que l'interminable répétition d'une représentation qui n'aura jamais lieu.

2014 Year in Review: Movies - Worst of the Year

So, it's time for me to look back at the movies I saw (not the movies released) in 2014.  People often like to talk about how dreadful the past year has been when they do these reviews.  But there are more 4 star & 3 1/2 star movies in this review than all the other star ratings put together.  Great year, in other words, whether we're talking about classics rescreening or classics I saw at home or the big blockbusters or the tiny indie films.  In this post, the bottom four categories, from zero stars to 1 1/2 stars.  Tomorrow, we'll look at the distinctly average, the 2 star films. 

Below Average – “Don’t bother.” (14) – Strongly Recommended Against

          Anita (2013) – Frieda Lee Mock - * ½

          The Book Thief (2013) – Brian Percival - * ½

          Great White Shark (2013) – Luke Cresswell, Steve McNicholas - * ½

          Helium (2014) – Anders Walter - * ½

          Ida (2013) – Pawel Pawlikowski - * ½

          The Immigrant (2013) – James Gray - * ½

          The Interview (2014) – Seth Rogen, Evan Goldsberg - * ½

          Jersey Boys (2014) – Clint Eastwood - * ½

          Love is Strange (2014) – Ira Sachs - * ½

          Million Dollar Arm (2014) – Craig Gillespie - * ½

          A Most Wanted Man (2014) – Anton Corbijn - * ½

          Murphy’s Romance (1985) – Martin Ritt - * ½

          The One I Love (2014) – Charlie McDowell - * ½

          Phil Ochs: There But for Fortune (2011) – Kenneth Bowser - * ½  

Bad – “Nope.” (5) – Warned Against

           At Berkeley (2013) – Frederick Wiseman - *

          The Best Offer (2013) – Giuseppe Tornatore - *

          The Lady in Number 6 (2013) – Malcolm Clarke - *

          Rosewater (2014) – Jon Stewart - *

          St. Vincent (2014) – Theodore Melfi - *

 Awful – “No way.” (3) – Strongly Warned Against

            Gloria (2013) – Sebastian Lelio – ½

           The Judge (2014) – David Dobkin – ½

           St. Nick (2009) – David Lowery – ½

Horrendous – “Never never never oh God no.” (1) – Absolutely Forbidden   

           The Great Beauty (2013) – Paolo Sorrentino – 0

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