So, I saw this Rifftrax Live event (and, for those others who went to it, you’ll know just how far behind I am on posting my reviews now; but I’m catching up!) and it was one of the most insane movies I think I’ve ever seen in my life. Words really can’t describe it. Santa Claus, Merlin & a shirtless blacksmith live in a castle in the sky. There’s a weirdly phallic eye stalk that Santa uses to watch people on Earth. Satan sends a demon named Pitch to Earth in order to move chimneys around to foil Santa. And there’s even more and more and more. This is one of those movies that goes so far down the quality scale that it flips around the chart; it’s so bad, it’s absolutely essential. Rifftrax not even needed. I’d investigate the options available on disc & blu-ray as there are various versions of the film available out there. Highly recommended. 4 stars.
tl;dr – absolutely insane, weird movie will forever change the way you view Christmas; words can’t describe it, unless those words are “must-see.” 4 stars.